The best thing to do with kale that's got too tough to eat raw. High heat turns it into something shatteringly crisp. Addictive in a way that surprises people.
Heat oven to 160°C. Wash and dry kale very thoroughly — any moisture will make them steam rather than crisp.
Tear kale into large pieces, removing any thick stems. Place in a large bowl.
Drizzle over the oil and massage it into every leaf with your hands until all surfaces are lightly coated.
Spread in a single layer across two baking trays — do not overlap. Season with salt and paprika.
Bake 12-15 minutes until crisp and just starting to catch at the edges. Watch carefully — they go from perfect to burnt quickly. Cool on the tray.
They won't stay crisp for long once made — best eaten within an hour. If they go soft, pop them back in the oven for 5 minutes.
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